That’s Untertainment

Don’t believe everything you read.  That’s what I’ve read, anyway.  But I also heard a bloke called David St Hubbins (named after the Patron Saint Of Quality Footwear) say “I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn’t believe anything.”

Filed under: Rage, Abi Titmuss, Amanda Holden, Anfield, Brian Clough, Cher Lloyd, David St Hubbins, Desperate Dan, don't believe everything you read, Elvis, European Cup, Jack Tweed, James Blunt, Katie Waissel, Kelly Osbourne, King Arthur, legend, Liverpool, media, Michael Sophocles, Mr Potato Head, Nottingham Forest, Paris Hilton, Robin Hood, Simon Cowell, Storm, The Apprentice, Untertainment, Wagner, X-Factor

Goodnight, Black Panther, and God bless

I hate cars.  As a method of getting from A to B in a reasonably efficient manner they do the job most of the time, but on the small percentage of occasions when they let you down they are evil, unforgiving, money-spunking contraptions.

Filed under: Health, Rage, benefit in kind, Cacth 22, Cars, company cars, Ford, Joseph Heller, Martin Amis, Money

Assumption is the mother of all old SIM cards

I’m going to risk making myself look rather stupid here, but I think it’s for the greater good.  If only one person learns from my mistake… and so on etc blah.

As I think I may have mentioned a few months back, I finally clambered on the bandwagon and got myself one of these iPhone jobbies you may have heard of.  And, in fairness, my period of iPhone ownership to date has been largely enjoyable and trouble-free.  It has not, however, been quite as spectacular as I’d been led to believe.

Filed under: Rage, 3G SIM card, Assumption, iPhone, replace SIM card, SIM card, Tap Fish, YouTube

Iconic television, or a bloated twat hatchery?

I made a big mistake the other day.

The most frustrating thing is that it’s a mistake I make at least once a year, and every time I tell myself not to make the same mistake again.

Filed under: Nostalgia, Rage, Big Brother, Brian Dowling, Chantelle Houghton, Coolio, Heat Magazine, Jade Goody, John McCririck, Makosi, Nadia, Nasty Nick Bateman, Nikki Grahame, SMTV Live, Twitter, Ulrika Jonsson, Ultimate Big Brother, Vicotr Ebuwa

Middle Eastern Rick Moranis, and letting things slide

A brief recap:

In my last blog post I was told I had high blood pressure and advised I should go and see my GP. Firstly, thank you all for your texts, letters, e-mails etc asking about my well-being.

I am of course being sarcastic, you uncaring set of bastards.

Filed under: Health, Rage, Fight Club, personalised number plates, Rick Moranis, weight loss